apaquet:
OH MY SEXINESS.
the interviewer is in italics -> Could he know less about everything?
- People where you’re from might be watching - no shit sherlock
- What’s the Stanley Cup playoff been like for you - … I haven’t played.. I said I like opening the door. I’m a team player, thus its been going well…the team is in the finals..
- Are you controlling the ipod in the locker room, you’re a young guy - what does being a young guy have to do with that
- you’re from Europe, I’m guessing you’re on the hip-hop side - ….is this a stereotype now? most of the Europeans I know like dance/house and rock. I likes Me-talica. aka Metalica.
- You play guitar too? - clearly, all hockey players play guitar because one of them does. and no. I play drums.
- How are you learning guitar? - what does this have to do me being the greatest goalie ever?
- If the Bruins win the Cup what are you going to do with it in Helsinki Finland? - Helsinki is not the only town in my country.
- Will you play the drums at the Cup party in Finland? - why? why would I do that? would you do that at your party? no. the cup is going into the sauna with me.
2) the face Tuukka makes when interviewer guy thinks he likes hip hop is PRICELESS
3) Tuukka is clearly annoyed. its cute.
^ahh you beat me to the comments. well i can add my own, cant i? nothing stops me.
1. LOLLLLL TUUKKAS FACE AT “YOU’RE LIVE” HE’S LIKE “HOT DAMN I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT I CAN CURSE UP A STORM I CAN BITCH ABOUT YOU I CAN THROW OFF MY CLOTHES AND RAPE THE CAMERA AND YOU GUYS CANT SAY ANYTHING FUQ THE FCC IM NOT AMERICAN”
2. why is his hair slicked back does he think it looks good. what the fuck you look like tom brady stop it.
3. screenshot at him giggling at finland. WHY WOULDNT HE BE OKAY WITH FINNISH PEOPLE WATCHING. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. OBVIOUSLY IF IM ON TV AND ITSL IKE “PEOPLE IN AFGHANISTAN ARE WATCHING” IM GOING TO BE HAPPY ITS FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC I’M PROUD THIS IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT AGJIAJGAIJGIDAjgadipgJIADGIAJGADG SO DUMB I WANT TO SCREAM
4. hes having a great time sitting on the bench doing nothing getting bitches.
5. completley dismisses the fact that he hasnt had any game action. super pissed that weekes is rubbing it in.
6. literally about to murder
7. “youre from europe” HE KNOWS. WE’VE BEEN OVER THIS. HE’s FINNISH. THIS HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED. ITS MORE ESTABLISHED THAN THE AMERICAN FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. ITS THERE. WE’RE AWARAE OF IT. WHY DO YOU NEED TO TELL HIM. DO YOU NEED TO CHECK HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE AGAIN.
8. thorty is his buttbuddy. well actually he’s thortys slave but same thing
9. of course thorty takes over tuukkas life. doesnt let my poor bb do anything. taking advantage of his wife tuukka
10. his FACE at HIP HOP IT WAS PRICELESS. WHAT DUMB GENREALIZATION WAS THAT. FINNS LISTEN TO TECHNO AND DANCE MUSIC HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD “SANDSTORM” GODDAMNIT
11. tuukka pronounces metallica so sexy fuck me
12. JUST BECAUSE LUNDQVIST PLAYS GUITAR DOES NOT MEAN TUUKKA HAS TO OKAY HE IS NOT A STEREOTYPE TUUKKA IS HIS OWN MAN HIS OWN ISLAND HIS OWN COUNTRY HE DOES WHAT HE WANTS HE DOES NOT FOLLOW OTHER PEOPLE GODDAMNIT HE IS POWERFUL IN HIS OWN RIGHTS AND GODDAMNIT HES A DRUMMER HE BANGS THE SHIT OUTTA EVERYTHING IN HIS PATH ESPECIALLY ARIAN
13. pretend to play guitar okay tuukkas getting annoyed.
14. not helsinki. savonlinna. okay. okay.
15. HAVE FUN WITH IT TAKE IT TO SAUNA OH MY GOD WHAT DOES HE DO WITH HIS BITCHES DOES HE JUST TAKE THEM TO THE SAUNA “HAVE FUN WITH IT” RAPE THEM MERCILESSLY AND THEY CANT EVEN SEE OR MOVE BECAUSE ITS SO HOT AND THEN HE KILLS THEM AND BURNS THEM AS HEAT WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL THATS THE CREEPIEST THING I LOVE IT
^ OK ALL THESE COMMENTS IM ACTUALLY CRYING FROM LAUGHTER WHY IS EVERYONE SO GODDAMN FUNNY OR MAYBE IM JUST OUT OF IT TODAY AND EVERYTHING IS FUNNY